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....PATH=allthosedirectories................
<- Wook! Tagwine twacks!
<chirrup!>"Picard to Enterprise" +++ATH NO CARRIER
<ENTER>!!! The _BEST_ twit filter ever invented
>>Ö<< >>Ö<< Bugs... What Bugs? >>Ö<< >>Ö<<
[tap..tap].. is this thing ON??
_________ Tribbles after an encounter with a steamroller.
`:-| "Fascinating, Captain!" - Spock
1 if by land, 2 if by sea, 3 if by interdimentional teleportation.
1-2-3 for Windows does not yet EXCEL!
2001 Monolith Mall... "My God, it's full of stores!"
25.806975 - the square root of the beast.
80666 - microprocessor of the beast.
A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds...
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clean house it the sign of a misspent life.
A coin. Good. I will replicate one immediately. - Data
A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord
A confident manner is important: Computers can sense this!
A cynic is only a frustrated optimist
A cynic smells the flowers & looks for the casket!
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
A day in the life of a message traffic cop...
A day without sunshine is like night.
A feature is a bug with seniority.
A field upgrade,HAL. We're going to make you IBM compatible.
A fool and his modem are soon ported.
A hug warms the soul and places a smile in the heart.
A husband is proof that a wife can take a joke.
A life? From what board can I down load that?
A Poetic Borg: You will compose assimiliated rhythms and rhymes.
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
All I need is a Wave and a board to surf it on.
All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive?
All taglines are curently busy. Please try again later.
All the world is a Schrodinger box, and we are merely kitties.
All true wisdom is found in taglines
Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be repaid.
Always record your data; it indicates you have been doing something.
An insane learner learns strange lessons.
Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?
ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done.
As King Arthur said, some days it all seems so feudal.
As the Tartan weaver said: "Beam me up, Scotty. It's time to get warped."
ASCII stupid question - get a stupid ANSI
ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS.
Atomic Ducks! Quark Quark Quark...
Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch!
Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic
Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner.
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
Bagpipe - a flute built to government specs...
Barclay Burger: (Don't eat me, please!)
Bashir Burger: (Just a burger, but thinks it's a Big Mac.)
Be vewy vewy qwiet.... I'm hunting wabbit!
Beam me up Scotty, it ate my Phaser!
Beat me, whip me, but don't make me read my mail online
Beep! Invalid Input. I take only cash....
Ben Kenobi at the dinnertable: Use the FORKS, Luke!
Betazoid Burger: (Changes taste depending on your mood.)
Between 2 evils. Always pick the one you haven't tried.
BEWARE - Tagline Thief in this echo
Beware of instigators bearing coy taglines!
Bill Gates: For whom the belle toils! :)
Birthday: Proof that you survived another year with out dying.
Black holes result from God dividing by zero.
Bless me father for I have SIMMed.
Blessed be the pessimist for he hath made backups.
Blow ye winds, like the trumpet blows! But without that noise.
Blue Wave - what Smurfs do at a football game..
But honey, we can afford it, I sold your car.
But I thought YOU did the backups...
But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks?
C code. C code run. Run code, run.
C'mon Honey it's only a computer put down the ax
Cache me if you can
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse??
Captain @ln@... Renegade ship approc!@$(@#&$* NO CARRIER
Captain Kirk: We come in peace. Shoot to kill.
Captain Picard! Mr. Spock just swallowed our budget!
Captain we seem to have run out of witty taglines...Abandom Ship.
Captain, a Klingon does NOT play Tetris.
Captain, this board seems highly illogical.
Captain, we are being hailed. Get out your umbrella.
Captain: Sensors detect the presence of a line eater!
Car pooling - By Sharif d'Ride
Cardassian Burger: (How many pickles do you see?)
Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!
Careful what you think you want, you may get it.
Carefully avoid anything said to be NEATO!
Carpe Diem!
Carpe that diem sucker!
Catch the Blue Wave!
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled.
Celery farmers play the stalk market
Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Cap'n Crunch found dead...
Chain tagline! Copy or bad luck will follow!
Change is inevitable, except in vending machines.
Child rearing myth #1: Labor ends when the baby is born.
Childish Game: One at which your spouse beats you
Chocolate is a waist additive.
Chocolate is Serious Business!
CHOCOLATE: Fifth essential food group.
Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1
CIA Motto: In God we trust, all others we polygraph.
Clean the environment -- Recycle your husband
Click ... click ... click ... darn, out of taglines!
Closed captioned in hex for programmers where available
You're listening to KPLA, Klingon radio: All glory, all the time!